Jordan was approached to help “save the Disney brand.” He wanted nothing to do with it.
Michael Jordan turned down a $120 million offer from Disney to be the new name and face of the company.
The Walt Disney Corporation is trying desperately to rebrand itself after its time with “wokeness” backfired.
In the span of just under two years, the parks emptied as guests dropped their reservations, their movies flopped after being re-written to cater to a fraction of a percentage of Americans, and the CEO they replaced was forced to come back to right the sinking ship.
The big plan was to get some huge names to back the company on its path back to family values. Unfortunately, the number one name and the only man who could have made it work said no.
“That’s an awful lot of waving a whole slew of wokeness to overlook for a measly $120 mill,” said Barron, “They’ll have to do better.” Disney hasn’t answered our requests for comment. Ever. God Bless America.
