Candace Owens Agrees to Daily Segments on Roseanne Barr’s New Show

Our own Entertainment Journalisticator Tara Newhole says she’s not sure the concept is as revolutionary as Barron says it is, but that it definitely has merit. “Has nobody ever seen Stern? The segments may not be daily but people conference in all the time. On a whole bunch of shows, as a matter of fact. Doesn’t the View have a few people on speed dial?”

Newhole is a little bit cranky after her last flight from Oregon, where she covered a fake story about Megan Rapinoe, to Atlanta. “I took one too many Immodium to stop the plumbing for the flight and now it won’t get going again,” she said, “It makes me a little bit irritable.”

She then headed off to Lowe’s to arrange the mailbox letters into “Trump can lick my nards.” God bless America.

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